I love it Andy! Looks like your wifey and you get along just like me and mine. Unless I pi$$ her off that is. I exposed the roll of Foma Ortho in my folding Kodak only to find out after I had given it a good tune-up that the infinity stop on the bed was loose. Yup, not one shot was in focus. At least I had all the previous light leaks taken care of. I'm going set focus again and then take it for a spin. One thing I have noticed with older box cameras is that you very rarely have light leaks.
I have never tried D-70, but it sure looks simple to make. Wonder how it would compare to Pyrocat-HD for grain and overall sharpness?