Dustin McAmera
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Apologies -this is only half relevant. A story from 2023 appeared in the links below a news item I was reading, and that linked on to a second.
So, in March '23, the principal of a school in Florida was made to resign after a class was shown photos of artworks including Michelangelo's David (one of the stone willies the Vatican didn't get). In previous years, parents had been sent a warning that this would be shown, and the school board called it an 'egregious mistake' this hadn't been done this time. The BBC piece notes that a copy of the statue held by the Victoria and Albert Museum in London has hooks to mount a fig-leaf, because Queen Victoria herself was shocked by it. In David's case it doesn't need a very big leaf.
The other story, a month later, concerned a pizza restaurant in Glasgow, who had advertising posters printed showing David eating a slice of pizza; only to have the ad agency refuse to show them in the Glasgow metro until they reprinted them, reworked so his boy's bits weren't shown. Being a private company, the agency doesn't need to justify their policy in terms of law - their contract says your material must be legal and decent, and that they will be the judge of that. I guess that they and a couple of rivals probably control all the good advertising spaces in the city, so they have great power to censor, which can hardly be challenged.
I would say Michelangelo's David is just naked. Donatello's David is sexy (although he's got more clothes on - a hat and some boots!) - he's also holding a great big pizza-cutter.
So, in March '23, the principal of a school in Florida was made to resign after a class was shown photos of artworks including Michelangelo's David (one of the stone willies the Vatican didn't get). In previous years, parents had been sent a warning that this would be shown, and the school board called it an 'egregious mistake' this hadn't been done this time. The BBC piece notes that a copy of the statue held by the Victoria and Albert Museum in London has hooks to mount a fig-leaf, because Queen Victoria herself was shocked by it. In David's case it doesn't need a very big leaf.

Principal resigns after Florida students shown Michelangelo statue
One Florida parent complained Michelangelo's iconic statue amounted to pornography.
www.bbc.co.uk
The other story, a month later, concerned a pizza restaurant in Glasgow, who had advertising posters printed showing David eating a slice of pizza; only to have the ad agency refuse to show them in the Glasgow metro until they reprinted them, reworked so his boy's bits weren't shown. Being a private company, the agency doesn't need to justify their policy in terms of law - their contract says your material must be legal and decent, and that they will be the judge of that. I guess that they and a couple of rivals probably control all the good advertising spaces in the city, so they have great power to censor, which can hardly be challenged.

Glasgow subway poster blocked over Michelangelo statue nudity
The advert for an Italian restaurant showed Michelangelo's naked statue of David eating pizza.
www.bbc.co.uk
I would say Michelangelo's David is just naked. Donatello's David is sexy (although he's got more clothes on - a hat and some boots!) - he's also holding a great big pizza-cutter.